FA Wall: "nobody cares"
somebody answered:"not even the carebares?"
then another:"not even kier?"
then:"not even zoren?"
lastly:"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.
AS Room: "Pumila ka ngunit kulang…"
AS chairs: "push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"
….reply: "it’s jammed! We’re doomed!"
AS cubicle: "Donate your bulbol here.."
tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan….
AS chair : "you know bobo? bobo is you!"
AS 1st floor CR: "if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."
AS 1st floor CR uli: "Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot"sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"
CHEM:
Chem chair: "push button to spray acid on prof’s face."
Another chem chair: "You Boron!!!"
BIO:
Bio chair: "Push cadaver to haunt teacher."
FO Santos: "SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal."
ENG’G:
Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply: "the future you are holding is very small."
GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB: "takas ng ward 7"
MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"
sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher’s chair" sa 3rd floor:"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli."you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for"
May nag-reply: "find x."
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli. nakasulat sa armchair:"F*CK DA WORLD! "
tas may sumagot:"F*CK U TOO!–WORLD-"
3rd floor math cr: "kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."
UPIS sa loob ng music room."maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!"
tas may sumagot"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli"weh "
tas may nag-react uli"oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"
VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons: "Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."
men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"
NIGS:
sa isang upuan:"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:"who’s nigs?"
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section: "UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot…"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"
KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"
SC:
sa labas ng PNB:"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"
sa girls’ CR: "Bawal ang vandal Dito!…Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"
sa girls’ CR uli: "My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant"
Reply: "Pray to God"
*this is a repost from tintin’s blog (kewl lj!). after a looong day of meetings and piled up to do lists. i can really say laughter is still the best medicine. try nyo.
